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With their parents in jail, Kenny and his brother and sister find themselves in the foster care system. Cartman is sincerely disturbed when Kenny is taken away. He doesn't know who to rip on for being the poorest kid in ...

The boys learn what really happened at the first Thanksgiving—including an extraterrestrial presence—from a TV documentary

The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman's failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him?

Randy turns into a huge fan of Broadway shows after he takes Sharon to see a hit musical in Denver.

A hacker wreaks havoc with gossipy Web posts on a site called "The South Park Elementary Eavesdropper."

Cartman fancies himself an agent of the U.S. Border Patrol when the boys play Texans vs. Mexicans.

Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's Syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries.

After Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, he begins to see everything differently. The other boys think he's become a major buzzkill and start to avoid hanging out with him. When Stan and Kyle have a major blow up, the ve...

Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. The boys want to help Butters find out what's really happening to him but Butters may not like what they find.

Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.

Cartman is furious when the school posts the kids penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.

It is a joyous time for all Canadians as the royal wedding commences. But just as the prince and princess are about to be joined for all eternity, the princess is abducted! All Canadians are called upon to help save the ...

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed department's inaugural Comedy Awards, but a comment about the Germans' sense of humor gets the school in hot water.

Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.

In the 14th-season finale, Randy's addiction to the Food Network has a detrimental effect on his family.

All eyes will be on Mysterion (Kenny McCormick) in this episode, for it may be up to him to come to the group's rescue. Will Kenny come to terms with his powers in time to save everyone from Cthulhu and The Coon?

Mysterion's true identity is revealed, the coon scorned by by his fellow super heroes is out for revenge.

Coon and Friends set out to help the victims of BPs latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf.

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

Cartman wants to race with the pros and he's ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. He's afraid that no matter how hard he tries, he'll never reach the the level of the other NASCAR drivers. Working with Butter...

Competition is the name of the game this summer. There is no time for Jimmy and his friends to slack off. They're working to be this year's champions at summer camp. Jimmy suits up and prepares to shred in the annual sur...

Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, “Who is Eric Cartman’s father?”

The town of South Park gets sued as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.

Kyle "friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.

State Law in Colorado says it's legal to smoke pot if you have a physician's reference. Randy is the first-in-line to buy some but he's turned away because there's absolutely nothing wrong with him. Randy is desperate to...

The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that both excites and inspires them to write one of their own. When the boys discover that Stan's mom has found their masterpiece, their new motivation is how the...

The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in Sout...

Something is amiss at the local water park. The boys are all excited to get to visit Pipi's Splash Town, but events are in play that signal the end of the world is upon us. Their fun-filled day is about to turn deadly. C...

Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartma...

Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.

Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There...

After attending a WWE match, the boys all want to become professional wrestlers. They join the wrestling club at school, but realize that it is quite different from the WWE.

Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class.

The boys bring in professional ghost hunters to investigate evidence of paranormal activity in the Broflovski House.

Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on Skull Island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure.

Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's .. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it�...

Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile a...

A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.

Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers Concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them...

In the 12th-season finale, vampire sightings at school anger the Goth kids, who are upset when they become indistinguishable from the bloodsucking interlopers in the eyes of their peers.

The boys are startled to learn that their popularity at school is waning when they fail to submit to the latest fad, which actually makes Butters cooler than they are.

While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

Conclusion. The boys discover the reason for the global attacks by oversize guinea pigs, but first they have to find their way out of the Andes.

Cartman enlists the help of rival Craig when the boys spot an easy opportunity for financial gain.

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

It's up to Cartman to face down the Chinese while the American populace is wracked by the haunting memory of recent events.

While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.

With Ms. Garrison out of the school in search of a way to be the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is given authoritah over the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as substitute, Cartman is sent to help inner...

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set.

While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues he...

After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?

The fourth grade girls have compiled a secret list that rates all the boys from the cutest to the ugliest. But when the boys steal the list, the results are not what they expectedÖ The boys are about to find out ...

Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they're breaking high score records and it doesn't take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress o...

While inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters must fight for their lives against an army of evil imaginary forces. The Supreme Court declares imaginary creatures not real and plans to nuke Imaginationland, and now Kyle ...

Stan and Kyle are being held captive at the Pentagon until they tell the government exactly how they got into Imaginationland. ElsewhereÖCartman will not give up his quest to make Kyle follow through on their bet...

A bet revolving around Cartman seeing a leprechaun is only the start of trouble when the boys find themselves with the entirety of the world's imagination laid out in front of them. But when a terrorist group attacks , t...

Randy Marsh becomes a local hero in South Park after the guys at the bar see the size of his latest crap. After some talking with the guys, Randy believes he could be a contender for the World Record. But is there someon...

After seeing a kid with Tourette's Syndrome at the toy store, Cartman becomes obsessed with it. He finds out that with Tourette's, he can say whatever he wants without consequence. Naturally, he calls Dateline so he can ...

The number of homeless people in South Park is increasing as they eat, sleep, and beg for change across the town. While the adults try to find creative solutions to deal with the homeless, the boys are trying to figure o...

Once again Mrs. Garrison gets dumped, but this time she decides to take it out on her fourth grade class. When the boys have finally had enough of their teacher's erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, t...

Stan wants to know the real reason kids have to decorate eggs for Easter, and what, if anything eggs and bunnies have to do with Jesus dying for his sins. To get to the bottom of it, Kyle and Stan get wrapped up in a biz...

The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton for a big campaign rally. Meanwhile, Cartman suspects that a new Muslim student is involved in a possible terrorist attack. Every minute counts...

When a breakout of headlice hits South Park Elementary, Mrs. Garrison refuses to say which child brought the plague to the school. So, Cartman takes it upon himself to find out who it is so the kids can make fun of them....

Butters' dad sends him off to special camp to ìPray the Gay Awayî when he believes that his son is bi-curious after catching him in a compromising position with Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman does his best to ...

Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Tokenís feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can't stop hims...

Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father deals with the memory of Stanís performance in a Pee Wee hockey...

Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, an...

The topic of evolution is introduced to the 4th graders of South Park Elementary and while their teacher is against the theory a change of mind has implications for the future. And speaking of the future, Cartman is tryi...

Satan is throwing the world's biggest Halloween costume party, and no one is getting in without a blue wrist band. Unfortunately, even Satan can't plan for everything as a religious organization and the antics of the mos...

Cartman, South Park Elementaryís new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a student in his jurisdiction. He helps Kyle stop his little brotherís affair with...

Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of WarcraftÆ and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, ìThe Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going...

While assisting an ex-Vice President in his quest for attention, the boys get trapped by a cave-in and while searching for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. Now he has to figure out how to get out of the cave withou...

Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprahís book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of Oprah's staff leak the truth about the book.

With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.

Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying w...

Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to all buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what theyíre doing to help save the earth, a stormy dark mass has started acc...

The town is excited when Chef returns to town after world traveling with the ìSuper Adventure Club,î but the boys notice something is different about Chef. It seems that Chefís new sense of adventure...

After receiving a DUI, Randy attends an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where he realizes that he is powerless to control his drinking problem. But when a statue of the Virgin Mary begins to bleed, he sees it as a miracle t...

When a talking Orca whale, named Willzyx, speaks to Kyle and the boys, they're desperate to get him to his home on the moon. With some help from the other kids of South Park, they risk everything when they break in to th...

Stan finds out that he's depressed after taking a test given to him by Scientologists. After joining his new religion, the other members realize that he is the reincarnation of their leader. Upon hearing this, the Scient...

After giving a presentation on '' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them. To teach him a lesson, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny sneak in to his room and use makeup to give him the appearance of a G...

The gay marriage debate lands in South Park and unbeknownest to them, Stan

When Cartman finds out that the girls have a device that can see into the future, the boys come up with a plan to have Butters go undercover to get it.

After playing in a boat, Stan and Cartman accidentally flood the nearby town of Beaverton. The adults however find another cause for the flood: Global Warming.

Jimmy is having trouble controlling his body, and it seems like it could hurt him in the school's big talent show. So, he goes on a journey to "fix" the problem.

After Cartman performs a truly despicable act, the boys decide that everyone should ignore Cartman to teach him a lesson. Cartman soon comes to the conclusion that he's dead, and the only person that seems to be able to ...

The South Park boys are playing the final Little League game of the season. They win, and are glad to be done with it. But they soon find out that winning was only the beginning, now they're forced to play in the Nationa...

Realizing that they can cash in on other's talents by acting as clients, the gang successfully charms Token in to letting them represent him. When another talent agency steals him away, they find their next star in , the...

There's a mass influx of hippies coming into South Park, and Cartman is intent on putting a stop to them.

Mr. Garrison decides to get a sex change operation, a vaginaplasty which prompts Kyle to want a negroplasty so he can be tall and black enough to play basketball.

It's Christmas in South Park once again. This year Stan, the boy with the red poof-ball hat, finds himself helping out a group of adorable critters that live in the forest. They ask him to help protect their pregnant fri...

Cartman suffers a head wound after trying to fly from the top of his roof. When he awakens, he believes he has psychic powers. When a serial killer comes to South Park, Cartman will use his gift to find him...or will he?...

Paris Hilton has opened a new clothing store at the South Park Mall and Wendy thinks it demeans women. After finding no help in her parents, Wendy turns to one man for help: Mr. Slave.

South Park Elementary has a closed circuit television network. Jimmy and "Rick" Cartman are the anchors for "Super School News." Stan reports on school lunches, Butters covers the celebrity watch, Token does the weather ...

A horrible secret from their days in comes back to haunt the boys. Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall, and he's out for revenge for a crime he didn't commit.

A special package arrives for Butters from Japan. It's ! His very own personal robot. Butters tells all his secrets, but also one of Cartman's. Upon realizing that Butters has a tape of him making a fool of himself, Car...

The boys find themselves humiliated on the street when a bunch of O.C. kids come up and "serve" the boys by out-dancing them. Stan takes it upon himself to put together a team to get South Park's honor back in the world ...

Kyle finally sees The Passion of the Christ, and is horrified by it. Cartman on the other hand, is organizing Passion fans to get others involved in the film so they can perform a cleansing. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see...

Jimmy and Timmy are competing in the Special Olympics, but Jimmy is using steroids to gain the edge on the competition.Once Cartman finds out that the winner will receive a 000 cash prize, he devises a plan to get into t...

The boys buy Martial Arts weapons from the country fair, and turn into Ninja warriors (complete with Anime-style animation). However, when one of Kenny's ninja stars gets thrown into Butters' eye, the boys must do the on...

When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada.

In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to (a junior Hooters)so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.

After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.

A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gar...

Kyle is going to for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.

Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.

The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle 0 that he will get a pla...

The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon t...

The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The townfolk only have one night to make 50,000. So they head ...

The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the Chief makes them "real" junior detective...

For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the puppet insists they make a music video, which launches the hand ...

After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he's going to figure out a way to flashback to the past and lear...

The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher's house in revenge.

Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth. They then decide to seek out a gang wit...

The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the oth...

In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. So, along with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny they catch a ride with Mr. Hankey to the North Pole to bring Christmas to Iraq....

Stan wages a one-man war against John Edwards after he talks with Kyle, who believes he's meant to go to Jewleeard, a prestigious school.Meanwhile, Chef takes Cartman to see John Edwards to help with Kenny's soul being i...

When Bebe starts "blossoming into womanhood", the boys in South Park start to revert to Neanderthal-like creatures that fight for her affection. The girls are no help either as they constantly call Bebe derogatory names....

The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop t...

Father Maxi is concerned with all the molestation claims that have been placed against the Catholic Church recently. After most of his parishioners turn to Atheism as an answer, he travels to the Vatican to get some answ...

Butters (in the guise of Professor Chaos) is having trouble coming up with a plan to destroy the world that The Simpsons hasn't done.

The boys have to sit through "The Russell Crowe Show" in order to see the premiere of the trailer for the new Terrance + Phillip Movie.

The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. When the prize he gets canít be shared, Cartman has his mother join him on a segment called, "Please Help My ...

While their parents are being sold time shares, the boys are out on the slopes of Aspen. Not that he cares about the outcome; Stan is challenged to a ski race which he must win to save the youth center, get the girl and ...

The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making an appearance in town reveals another secret to his weigh...

Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realiz...

Cartman comes into possession of a truckload of fetuses that he canít sell thanks to a recent government ruling on stem cell research. When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan has trouble dealing with...

Token combats being the only rich kid in town by getting another rich family to move to South Park and when Will Smith and his family decide they like it there, he calls a few friends and soon the town is swarming with r...

Kyleís cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents an alternative form ...

Cartman blows his ìfunny fuseî after he gets Kennyís ìcheekyî school picture printed on the side of milk cartons as a missing child and an unusual couple from Wisconsin comes to town, t...

In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why they hate Americans. While th...

The boys get a new video game system and plan to play it for the entire weekend, but their plan is interrupted when they meet . is a genetically engineered towel created by the government. When the government finds out ...

The children are subjected to sex education classes after Stan demonstrates some of his ìhandyî work in front of his parents. The kids are being taught by the unlikely pair of Ms. Choksondik and Mr. Mackey,...

Cartman inherits one million dollars, which allows him to fulfill the dream of owning his own amusement park that he calls ì.î Upon hearing the news of Cartmanís good fortune a hemorrhoid erupts in K...

After the boys have promised to get Terrance and Phillip to perform at the Earth Day festival being held in town, they find out that the pair has broken up. Now they need to reunite them.

Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubic hair for 0 and when Cartman canít get his money back, he vows to get his revenge using a wiener biting pony, the band Radiohead and ultimately Scott TenormanÃ...

The boys discover the ìmagicî of David Blaine, but Stan finds out that he isnít all that he seems to be. He tries hard to convince the others that they have been brainwashed. Stan, with help from Jes...

The boys go to their first night as Cub Scouts, where they discover that Big Gay Al is their troop leader. Al is thrown out of the Scouts when it is acknowledged that he is gay, so he files a lawsuit. The boys come to hi...

Ratings soar when the popular TV show Cop Drama uses the word ìsh*tî on national television. The network decides to make further use of the word, resulting in a mysterious plague sweeping the nation. It's u...

Kyle and Ike await the arrival of Mr. Hankey, but when he doesnít show up Kyle calls the other boys together and they go searching for him in the sewer. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and thei...

So that he can attend the ìRaging Pussiesî concert, Kyle calls the police and accuses his parents of "molestering" him. Soon all the children have called the police on their parents and they are the only on...

Cartman is sent to fat camp and ìheî returns an amazing 40 lbs. lighter. What is his secret? Meanwhile Kenny has begun doing crazy things for money and eventually winds up with his own television show which...

Pipís origin is covered as he takes a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets the girl of his dreams, but she spurns him. He goes to London to become a gentleman and upon his return to Havesham he discovers that...

The 4th grade is doing their own version of Helen Kellerís story, but when they're told the kindergarteners are putting on a ìThanksgiving extravaganza,î they decide to turn their production into a m...

Cartman gets a new Dawson's Creek that a man from the future (claiming to be Bill Cosby) wants to destroy. The man claims that if he doesn't destroy the trapper keeper, it will one day take over the world. Meanwhile, Ik...

The kids have moved into the 4th grade, but they arenít delighted, especially with their new teacher Ms. Choksondik. They decide to try traveling back in time to the simple life of 3rd grade. They find two college...

The boys have discovered and they canít get enough of them. They get their parents to buy them everything , including a new videogame that has begun brainwashing them into bombing Pearl Harbor. When the governmen...

Stanís sister Shelly is babysitting Cartman and she invites her boyfriend Skyler over, who in turn invites his band. Cartman squares off against Shelly when he tries to prove that she has broken his mothe...

Cartman deals with his eye problems and an optometrist he doesn't like because he makes fun of his weight. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of a Succubus that he is about to marry.

After Kenny spontaneously combusts, Randy is appointed by the mayor to find out what is causing the combustions. However, when he finds a solution, he lets fame get to his head. Meanwhile, the boys try to help Kyle's dad...

Mr. Garrison assigns the boys (along with Tweek) to do a report on a current event in South Park. While trying to find a topic, the boys are distracted by the ìUnderpants î that visit Tweek on a nightly bas...

Chef discovers that a record company is making money off of a song he wrote twenty years ago. The record company decides to sue Chef and for him to have any hope of winning he needs to hire Johnny Cochran. The boys help ...

When a film festival takes over South Park, It's up to Kyle to stop it before the dramatic effect the festival is having on the sewer system kills Mr. Hankey. Kyle's pleading is interpreted by the film festival committee...

With their school bus hanging over the edge of a cliff, the boy remember some of their past adventures. Their bus driver Ms. Crabtree goes for help, but along the way takes a detour into a new career. Meanwhile, Mr. Mack...

When information Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned give the boys for a report results in detention, the boys decide they must get revenge. They submit a phony video of the ìMexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri...

The boys become fascinated with the school nurse when they learn she has a dead fetus attached to her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on the nurseís "condition" and then decides the entire town should be edu...

Mr. Garrison takes some time off for a surgical procedure and as a result his class gets a beautiful substitute teacher named Ms. Ellen. Wendy becomes jealous when Stan seems to be infatuated with Ms. Ellen. When Ms. Ell...

, the son of Satan is the new kid in South Park. is in town demanding to speak with Jesus on his fatherís behalf. Meanwhile, Cartman prepares for his birthday party.

While on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his war-buddy Ned, the boys learn about a monster named "Skuzzle-butt." Meanwhile, a nearby volcano is giving off signs of eruption.

What Cartman thinks was just a dream, actually happened. The night before Cartman was abducted by aliens and has a satellite going in and out of his ass to prove it. Meanwhile, Kyle has alien problems of his own as his b...