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Walden likes a British woman, but both Walden and the woman doubt that he's ready to date yet.

Alan comes home from the hospital and encounters a series of daunting challenges.

Walden redecorates, and the change unsettles Alan as it prompts him to think of losing Charlie.

Jake develops a crush on his Japanese tutor, and his tutor has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan is fascinated by Charlie's journal, which Charlie left to him.

Walden receives divorce papers, but then he meets a woman who looks just like Bridget.

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

Walden looks for Mrs. Right, and Alan wants Lyndsey back in his life

Alan gives dating advice to Walden as he prepares to go out with Bridget; and Jake decides to drop out of school because that's what Walden did.

Judy Greer joins the cast as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

In Part 1 of a two-part ninth-season opener, Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as brokenhearted billionaire Walden Schmidt

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband''; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts

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Depressed after his break up with Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

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Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

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When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

Original Air Date—24 May 2010
Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party.

Original Air Date—17 May 2010
While Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock, Charlie gets a prescription for medical marijuana to help him sleep and forget about Chelsea.

Original Air Date—10 May 2010
Alan's plan for a romantic overnight getaway with his girlfriend hits an unexpected snag, while Charlie has an unusual request for his overnight companion.

Original Air Date—12 April 2010
Alan dates the mom of one of Jake's friends instead of telling her that her son and Jake went out drinking, but Charlie surprisingly does not approve of his actions.

Original Air Date—22 March 2010
Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friends, which could cause problems when Chelsea wants to get back together. Meanwhile, Alan is paid handsomely by a chiropractic pat...

Original Air Date—8 March 2010
Charlie and Chelsea get back together for one night, which leaves Charlie mistakenly believing that they are back for good.

Original Air Date—1 March 2010
Charlie reacts to his breakup with Chelsea by taking the first tramp that he sees and marrying her in Las Vegas.

Original Air Date—8 February 2010
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person. But will he be able to pull it off?

Original Air Date—1 February 2010
Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.

Original Air Date—18 January 2010
Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, only to return home and find them in his living room.

Original Air Date—11 January 2010
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.

Original Air Date—14 December 2009
Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.

Original Air Date—7 December 2009
Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.

Original Air Date—23 November 2009
Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.

Original Air Date—16 November 2009
Charlie invites Chelsea's sexy friend to stay at his place while she gets over a breakup, secretly hoping that he will get a chance to have kinky three-way sex.

Original Air Date—9 November 2009
After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, Charlie and Alan go out and get drunk and wake up in bed together with a strange woman.

Original Air Date—2 November 2009
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

Original Air Date—19 October 2009
Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, so Alan tries to convince Charlie to work together to settle their differences and stop f...

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. A photo Charlie would rather be kept private provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.

Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire to allow Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

Mia's return finds Charlie questioning his devotion to Chelsea. The guys rush a laboring Judith to the hospital.

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Charlie and Alan both face lifestyle changes when Chelsea moves into the house.

Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends—Rose.

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

When Chelsea gets sick, Charlie takes care of her---but he also tries to resist the urge to flee.

Charlie declares his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), but he isn't prepared for the response he receives.

With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom.

Charlie goes with a new girlfriend to couples counseling with Dr. Linda Freeman.

Melissa (Kelly Stables) doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

When Alan finds out that Judith is pregnant, he assumes that he is the father. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.

Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies.

Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education.

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

A new girlfriend wants Charlie to sleep over. Meanwhile, Alan has trouble making a punishment stick to Jake.

Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town.

When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes for reconciliation.

Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he...

Charlie discovers an ex has a child that looks remarkably like him.

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the future daughter-in-law of the woman he's dating.

Charlie finds himself attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books, while Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment. Susan Blakely guest stars.

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house. George Eads, from "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," will be making a cameo appearance, as part of a crossover with writers and an executive producer from "CS...

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister, Courtney.

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways

While at the coffee shop Charlie recognizes a woman he dated but can't for the life of him remember her name; Jake falls for the same woman's daughter.

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

Charlie writes a childrenís song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The kids and their parents love him. However, Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old son amused. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a test subject.

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Desperate for a second chance, Charl...

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

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Evelyn gets a new boyfriend, Teddy, who bonds with Alan and Charlie by taking them to Las Vegas. The boys confront their feelings about their mother dating and men coming in and out of their lives.

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlieís distress.

Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report so he can take the time to go to the DMV. Charlie agrees and then decides he wants to go to the race track and takes Jake with him. Alan is conned at the DMV.

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony check. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra. Charlie and Myra bond over a common problem, their dislike for Judith.

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at hers. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introdu...

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbor, but he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancÈ, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the babyís father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his motherís.

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jakeís dislike of his motherÃ...

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father

Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor.

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance an...

A girl from Jakeís school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

Jakeís teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communicati...

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going thr...

lan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and...

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her o...

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get close to the gorgeous instructor.

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan when she temporarily moves in with them.

Charlie finds out that Alan and Judith have begun to date again.

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

After falling off the roof, Alan needs someone to watch Jake and Charlie offers, until it interferes with his social life.

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife. Meanwhile, Jake has to read a paper to his class.

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases thei...

When Evelyn buys Alan a sports car, Charlie warns she'll expect payback, which she gets by forcing Alan to agree to accompany her on a blind double-date.

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a ne...

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can'...

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner, but then meets Eric's gorgeous ex-wife.

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital, where he keeps hitting on his doctor, unaware he's dated her before; Berta is fed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly

When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week, and finds it more taxing than he imagined. When his IRS audit forces Charlie to take care of Jake, Charlie doesn't fare much better.

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

The brothers throw out their mother after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake, and when she lands in the hospital they're not sure if it's genuine or a ploy to get back their affection.

Alan invites Judith to stay at Charlie's place after an earthquake, but soon feels jealous when she has a date and begs Charlie to find him one, too.

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it...

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. Meanwhile, Alan finds out more about Rose when he spends more time ...

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he reconnects with his old girlfriend Lisa, now a divorcÈe with a child; Jake tries to justify to his father wh...

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Ch...

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

Jake is very impressed with his mother's new boyfriend, which annoys Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince she's trying to sell a house to.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher the finger by romancing her, but his attempts fail every time.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parents' divorce after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing, so she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist, which Alan is hesi...

Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man... and dating his mom.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.

Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.

Needing him for a double date with a pair of sisters, Charlie tries to nurse a flu-ridden Alan back to health.

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think he's as cool as Judith, prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to ...

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner

Charlie wants to dump a female friend that Jake has grown close to. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.

Alan tricks Charlie into joining he and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Judith gets worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who walks around his place half naked. Alan feels concern for Judith when she befriends the surfer girl.

Charlie and Evelyn are dating members of the same family.

Jake's soccer league leads to Alan and Charlie having encounters with some sexy soccer moms.

Alan has trouble with Berta and Charlie needs to get Jake and Rose to follow his suggestions.

Alan fears he is losing his son and goes drinking with Charlie.

Charlie begins to learn how to parent Jake while Alan attempts to get Judith back.

Charlie's life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew move in with him